Running time: approx. 120 minutes.
A newspaper article challenges couples to endure a haunted house where a poltergeist has a perverse streak. First G enters the house with sexy 40+ Wendy. Finding her knickers anchored firmly to her ankles he feels obliges to give her a thorough knobbing. Billy and Mel have a raging row about staying, getting as far as the conservatory before the spirit strikes, whereupon he give her the hardest of shaggings. G then persuades upper class Arabella to visit the house. Seeing the ghost, she is so petrified, he has no trouble giving her rough fat old cunt one hell of a banging. G is alone in the house when 50 year old estate agent Karen calls.